okay but why tote

“You’re so great! Why are you single?”

It’s a common question, and one you are probably tired of answering (or maybe you’re over-thinking why you aren’t asked). Finally, you have a shirt that will cut to the chase and answer for you. Finally, a shirt that’s asking the real questions. Because let’s be real… nobody has time to be dealing with this nonsense. Mind your business, Deborah.

Bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product components sourced from Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!